David Elder wp - 03.23.2006
[In reference to Luke's message on 11.03.2005] You whiny little punk. You wanted hate mail, here it comes, baby. Maybe you woudn't have to beg for hate mail if your stupid cartoon wasn't so awesome! Dang, that didnt' work... Seriously, the comic rocks, lets just try and get new ones on the site more frequently than Moriarty uses shampoo.

Err... Thank You? I guess I take that as a compliment (on behalf of Luke, of course). As for the timing of new cartoons, don't worry too much. Moriarty is a nasty little fellow - I bet he washes his hair only once a month - so I'm sure Luke will have another 120 7th St. SW up before that ever happens. And as for you, you're missed - yes the dorm is a bit quieter now - but your missed.
-jacob heemstra


Brady - 01.20.2006
[In reference to the store] That's all this store is! You sell stickers, and that is it! OHHHH... but you have a picture of a cool guitar on it.......has it ever not been sold out? This is just horrible...... I want to buy myself a guitar!!!!!!!!!!! This sucks!

Whoa Brady! No need to get so upset. The guitar in the store was a joke - I personally thought it was funny. But to answer your question, it never existed, so "no." How could something that doesn't exist be sold out? Sorry to ruin your day. Maybe if you bought some stickers it would cheer you up.
-jacob heemstra


Justin Halsberma wp - 11.28.2005
First, let me say rock on to this website. Nothing makes me prouder as a former Heemstra boy than to see the life continued. I admire the new blood and their ingenuity in continuing the spirit. Now to the topic at hand. Give me my money. You are using my logo design all over the place. Okay I am kidding, good to see that myself and Dana Folkerts created a logo that has lived on in infamy. Maybe you should have a story on the page about the genesis of the logo. You can email me or call me and I would be more than happy to share the great story.

Warrior Poet Halbersma - thank you for checking out the site. It is alwyas great to see you old guys (thats not a crack on your age, you're just older than the current heemstrites. Who am I to make fun of your age - I'm the ghost of a dead man!) still connecting to your old home. You have not been forgotten, in fact, I hear your name utterred every now and then in the halls of my abode. As for the logo, all I can say is good job (I'm broke and have no money to pay you). I'd love to hear the story behind it. Feel free to email us via the contact page. Stay in touch, and let other former heemstrites know that we now have a site.
-jacob heemstra


Luke - 11.03.2005
I want some love-hate mail.

Then stop complaining and write some.
-jacob heemstra


Rebekah Elder - 10.26.2005
Shouldn't there be a part of the page dedicated to the women who stuck by their man through all the Heemstra craziness, and lived to tell about it? I love the site, by the way.

Hmm... How about we sell "i (heart) heemstra" buttons and shirts in our store. Then you can wear them with pride and proclaim to the whole world that you stand by your man! We did put up a page for women several months ago when we got your email, but we took it down soon after because it was probably a bit too sexist (we were only joking!). However, we have decided to make a new page dedicated to the women behind the men of heemstra. You can check it out here. Say hi to your lover for me!
-jacob heemstra


Mike Goll - 10.26.2005
Dear Hampster... err Heemstra Just wanted to send out a friendly email letting you know how awesome you all have been to me in my returning to the fold, that is NWC.Even though women may not visit your dorm cause they find it creepy, and stupid guys call you gay, I know the truth, and that is that you all have a genuine love for all (and ya that goes even without the nudity, ha ha ha). You guys rock my face off. Your brother from West, Mike Goll

We don't try to be awesome - we just try to be who we are. If that is awesome, then awesome. And yes, sometimes who we are is also naked (you are too underneath all those clothes you hide in). Thanks for checking out the site Mike, and thank you more for your compliments - We can always use more love between dorms on this campus.
-jacob heemstra


Noodle- 10.25.2005
I love you Heemstra... I really do.

Thanks Noodle. We love you too. Seriously.
-jacob heemstra