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The Word On The Stoop
By Justin Robb


The Cricket Critic Reviews
By Chris White


End of the World Reflections
By Justin Pannkuk


Fields of Wheat and Weeds
By Brian Moriarty


Grabbag
By Jared Schmidt


To Make Us More Cultural
By Mark Alsum


Ponderings
By N8 Tagg


Muzical
By Peter Boscaljon


TARD
Luke Vanderzyden


Thoughts Too Deep To Ponder
By Paul Weersma


How To End World, Like, Badness
By Steve Mahr


Bizzargraphies
Carson Norine


The Things Gill Does
By Jared White
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                     Volume 3.9.2      September 17, 2007
                     Volume 3.9.1      September 10, 2007
                     Volume 3.4.1      April 02, 2007
                     Volume 3.3.1      March 25, 2007
                     Volume 3.2.4      February 26, 2007
                     Volume 3.2.3      February 19, 2007
                     Volume 3.2.2      February 12, 2007
                     Volume 3.2.1      February 05, 2007
                     Volume 3.1.3      January 29, 2007
                     Volume 3.1.2      January 22, 2007
                     Volume 3.1.1      January 15, 2007
                     Volume 2.4      December 2006
                     Volume 2.3      October 2006
                     Volume 2.2      September 2006
                     Volume 2.1      March 2006
                     Volume 1.1      October 2005




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                     09.17.07      Gossip by Paul Weersma

                     09.17.07      True Religion by Josh Doorenbos

                     09.17.07      Food Fight by Chris White

                     09.17.07      Madeleine L'Engle and Good Art by Chris Barker

                     09.17.07      Chemistry fo the Glory of God by Jared Schmidt

                     09.10.07      The Good Ol' Days by Paul Weersma

                     09.10.07      Gay Marriage in Iowa? by Chris Barker

                     09.10.07      Welcome Home by Jared Schmidt

                     09.10.07      As I flick Away The Ashes by Josh Doorenbos

                     09.10.07      Song of Myself Review by N8 Tagg

                     09.10.07      Professionalism by Chris White

                     09.10.07      The Grass is Greener on God's Side by Steve Mahr

                     04.02.07      Courtroom Logistics by Paul Weersma

                     04.02.07      How To Be (The ABC's of Being) A Creep by N8 Tagg

                     04.02.07      What the Bleep Do We Know? by Chris White

                     04.02.07      Notes From A Benefactor (Part 1) by Rembrandt Zwaagstra

                     04.02.07      Heartfelt Beauty by Jared Schmidt

                     04.02.07      WOTS: How do you want to die? by Justin Robb

                     03.25.07      Notes From A Benefactor by Rembrandt Zwaagstra

                     03.25.07      13 Tzameti by Chris White

                     03.25.07      Richard Cizik More Like Dick Cyst by Steve Mahr

                     03.25.07      What Is "never to have loved" Better Than by Paul Weersma

                     03.25.07      Courage, Sacrifice, and Thermopylae by Jared Schmidt

                     03.25.07      Love Of Words by N8 Tagg

                     02.26.07      And Yet Another by Steve Mahr

                     02.26.07      El Gato Negro Demands Your Help by Luke Vanderzyden

                     02.26.07      Trivializing Pay It Forward by Paul Weersma

                     02.26.07      If He Had Survived the 6th Mass Extinction by N8 Tagg

                     02.26.07      Paul Weersma by Carson Norine

                     02.26.07      WOTS: Should marijuana be legalized? by Justin Robb

                     02.26.07      Finding Light In The Darkness by Jared Schmidt

                     02.26.07      Preparing The Way: Part IV by Brian Moriarty

                     02.26.07      Things I Hate by Chris White

                     02.19.07      Periodic, Very Aerodynamic, CHAIR of Angelic by N8 Tagg

                     02.19.07      The Definition of Sport by Chris White

                     02.19.07      Sisters by Jared Schmidt

                     02.19.07      A Valentine For Africa: Rockin For Darfur by Peter Boscaljon

                     02.19.07      Plague Of The Rat King by Luke Vanderzyden

                     02.19.07      Where would you go if you could travel in time? by Justin Robb

                     02.19.07      Preparing The Way (Part III) by Brian Moriarty

                     02.19.07      Regular Plus Please! by Paul Weersma

                     02.12.07      Preparing The Way (Part II) by Brian Moriarty

                     02.12.07      Healing A Broken Heart by Jared Schmidt

                     02.12.07      Difference In License Plates by Paul Weersma

                     02.12.07      America vs. Abadedadoohoo by Steve Mahr

                     02.12.07      Brosis by Peter Boscaljon

                     02.12.07      Velvet Justification by Mark ALsum

                     02.12.07      WOTS: What song has impacted your life? by Justin Robb

                     02.12.07      Baby Gray by Carson Norine

                     02.05.07      Like A Rock by Paul Weersma

                     02.05.07      Chicago VII by Peter Boscaljon

                     02.05.07      Politician=Employee by Steve Mahr

                     02.05.07      Catch and Release (2007) by Chris White

                     02.05.07      Bowel For The Constipated by Mark Alsum

                     02.05.07      Rapture Safety Report #5 by Justin Pannkuk

                     02.05.07      WOTS: The next communist country? by Justin Robb

                     02.05.07      Iowa by N8 Tagg

                     02.05.07      El Gato Negro by Luke Vanderzyden

                     02.05.07      Prepare The Way (Part I) by Brian Moriarty

                     02.05.07      Life Between The Numbers by Jared Schmidt

                     01.29.07      Films To Make You Happy You Are An American... by Steve Mahr

                     01.29.07      Twenty Some by N8 Tagg

                     01.29.07      Rained On Parades by Jared Schmidt

                     01.29.07      America Has Voted by Luke Vanderzyden

                     01.29.07      Anathello: Floating World by Peter Boscaljon

                     01.29.07      A Critique: Special Remy Edition by Chris White

                     01.29.07      The Story Of The Good Hustler by Brian Moriarty

                     01.29.07      Obey Your Thirst by Paul Weersma

                     01.29.07      Rapture Safety Report #4 by Justin Pannkuk

                     01.29.07      Tsixe Snogard by Mark Alsum

                     01.22.07      Such Is Life by Jared Schmidt

                     01.22.07      Love Without Borders by Brian Moriarty

                     01.22.07      Rapture Safety Report #3 by Justin Pannkuk

                     01.22.07      Terra Firma by N8 Tagg

                     01.22.07      The Sign (1993) by Chris White

                     01.22.07      WOTS: Who Is The Greatest Frontman Ever? by Justin Robb

                     01.22.07      Moving For The Sake Of Moving by Jared White

                     01.22.07      The Ability To Forget/Not Remember by Paul Weersma

                     01.22.07      Bearclaw by Carson Norine

                     01.22.07      Sleep by Luke Vanderzyden

                     01.15.07      Word On The Stoop: Why Are We In Iraq? by Justin Robb

                     01.15.07      Rightness Vs. Kindness by Brian Moriarty

                     01.15.07      The Subsidized Life by Mark Alsum

                     01.15.07      Do you Realize? A Sasquatch & Dragon Statement... by N8 Tagg

                     01.15.07      Originality And Dr. Pepper by Paul Weersma

                     01.15.07      Rapture Safety Report #2 by Justin Pannkuk

                     01.15.07      Stick It by Chris White

                     01.15.07      Regret by Justin Schmidt

                     12.26.06      About Our Very Own Justin Pannkuk by Carson Norine

                     12.26.06      Why The Wiersma Cottage Should Be Mine by Paul Weersma

                     12.26.06      How To End The Laziness Of Whiney Poor Kids by Steve Mahr

                     12.26.06      Senior Art Exhibit Raises Controversy by Mark Alsum

                     12.26.06      Shoeless And Taking A Break by Jared White

                     12.26.06      Spring Break Shark Attack by Chris White

                     12.26.06      Rapture Safety Alert #1 by Justin Pannkuk

                     12.26.06      Word On The Stoop: Smoking Banned by Justin Robb

                     12.26.06      Making Room by N8 Tagg

                     12.26.06      Looking For The Kingdom of God by Brian Moriarty

                     10.23.06      Wednesday Night Movie: Motorcycle Diaries

                     10.09.06      Wednesday Night Movie: I (Heart) Huckabees

                     10.09.06      Word On The Stoop: Che Guevera

                     10.09.06      Jesus Is My Pomo: Part 1

                     09.25.06      Monday Night Discussion & Movie Night: Deadness

                     09.25.06      GRrr#*%R&SOJJFOII@*##*$!

                     09.11.06      Movie of the Week: Dead Poets Society

                     09.04.06      Word On The Stoop: Freshman Thoughts on Heemstra

                     09.04.06      Wednesday Night Movies

                     09.04.06      Movie of the Week: Stand By Me

                     03.21.06      El Gato Negro provides another spring for NWC

                     03.20.06      Zombie Lincoln assassinates Zombie John Wilkes Booth

                     03.16.06      Underground paper surfaces

                     too late      Website gets updated

                     10.31.05      Heemstra Harvest Bash goes off with only one hitch!

                     10.28.05      Heemstrahalldotcom in litigation.

                     10.24.05      "Best website ever" launched.

                     10.24.05      The GOURD is here!

                     10.12.05      Local man is "Not an animal".